xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.

xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

punacceptable:

my life plan

  • plan a: win the lottery
  • plan b: there is no plan b
  • plan c: refer to plan a